In what might be the most vibe-heavy election season in history, political analysts, news anchors, and undecided voters alike can’t stop raving about the candidates’ “vibes.” And while cannabis culture has long championed a good vibe, even dedicated stoners are starting to feel like election coverage has out-vibed them.

“I say ‘vibe’ a lot, but I think I’ve finally hit my limit,” said one bewildered cannabis enthusiast. “People are saying things like, ‘I’m not sure what Kamala does exactly, but I’m vibing with her,’ and I’m like…that’s it? That’s the whole endorsement?”

Across social media, undecided voters are showering candidates with vibe-based praise while admitting they’re hazy on the details. One voter posted, “I don’t know what Trump’s policy plans are, but those vibes are powerful. Honestly, feels presidential.” Another added, “No clue what Kamala’s stance is on…anything really, but her vibes are on point.”

The constant “vibes” commentary has even stoners rolling their eyes. “I tuned in to the debate expecting issues, but it’s like everyone’s just passing around ‘Kamala vibes’ like a joint,” laughed another. “I’m here for a good vibe, but at some point, maybe ask about one policy? Just one?”

One thing’s clear: this election season is officially a vibe-centric event, and for the first time, even cannabis culture can’t keep up. “Look,” sighed another stoner, “we’ve been talking vibes for decades, but at this rate, I’m out-vibed. It’s like the whole country’s turned into one long smoke sesh—and no one even knows what they’re smoking.”

With vibes steering the election, the nation’s future seems to rest not on policies but on sheer vibe alignment, leaving us all wondering: do we even know what we’re voting for, or are we just feeling it?