In a stunning attempt to appeal to the masses, both 2024 presidential candidates have taken to popular podcasts—not to talk policy, but to prove just how “chill” they can be by smoking cannabis live on camera. From Joe Rogan Experience to Call Her Daddy, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris have been sparking up, with each appearance edging closer to a full-blown smoke sesh as they attempt to win over America’s elusive “laid-back” demographic.

Trump, who has repeatedly branded himself as “the most relaxed president in history,” appeared on Rogan’s podcast last Thursday, exclaiming, “Hey, why not? It’s legal in half the states already. I’m just trying to stay connected, keep it mellow.” With surprising ease, he hit a joint handed to him by Rogan, taking a noticeably long drag. “Smooth,” he murmured, eyes narrowing with what he described as “an incredible new perspective on the American economy.”

The episode, which lasted over three hours, featured Trump reminiscing about his early business ventures, intermittently forgetting key dates and names, but always circling back to “the vibe” of the 80s. “The 80s were good times, Joe,” he said with a nod, the smoke curling around his famous hair. “Real good times. We should bring some of that back.”

Not to be outdone, Kamala Harris took her cannabis campaign to Call Her Daddy, where she shared a few hits from a vape pen with host Alex Cooper. “You know, as the kids say, I’m just vibing,” Harris laughed, her usual calculated demeanor replaced by a surprising ease as she talked through a haze of vapor. “I want people to know I’m here for them—and I don’t just mean as a politician. I’m talking friend vibes.”

In what can only be described as a historic moment in political podcasting, Harris then went on a 15-minute tangent about “life’s big mysteries,” questioning whether her previous stance on cannabis was “maybe just a little too harsh” before ultimately concluding that “everyone deserves a little unwind time.”

Naturally, these appearances have sparked controversy. Social media is ablaze with supporters praising the candidates’ “modern approach” to connecting with voters, while detractors argue it’s nothing more than a PR stunt. “What’s next, a dab rig showdown during the debates?” one critic tweeted. “I’m all for legalization, but I’d like to think the Commander in Chief has a clearer head than the guy who runs my local dispensary.”

Unfazed, both campaigns have doubled down on the podcast appearances, with insiders hinting at more appearances to come. Sources close to Trump say he’s considering an episode of Hotboxin’ with Mike Tyson to discuss “the true impact of chill” on foreign policy, while Harris has been rumored to be joining Getting Doug with High to share her thoughts on restorative justice—“and maybe some indica.”

Political analysts are both bewildered and intrigued. “It’s a bold strategy, but it’s working,” said veteran political commentator Dana Brewster. “We’re witnessing the dawn of a new kind of campaign—the kind where candidates bond with voters over a shared strain.”

Polling numbers seem to support Brewster’s theory. Both candidates have seen a spike in approval ratings among younger voters and the ever-elusive “casual voters” demographic. “Honestly, I never liked either of them,” said Sarah, 27, a podcast listener and recent cannabis enthusiast. “But seeing them pass a joint and get real? I don’t know, it just made them feel like people. Like, actual humans who get stressed out.”

As for the future, both candidates appear committed to maintaining their “chill” approach to campaigning. When asked about a potential joint session during the next debate, Trump reportedly responded, “I’d light one up with Kamala, no problem. Maybe that’s what we need to finally get along.”

Only time will tell if cannabis campaigning will become a new norm in politics, but for now, one thing’s clear: 2024 may just be the most “relaxed” election season on record.