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  Lego Launches ‘Build-A-Bong’ Set for Stressed-Out Adults Needing the Ultimate Chill Sesh

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  Local Man Smokes Weed, Starts Jamming, and Now Won’t Stop—“It’s Actually Kind of Horrifying,” Say Friends

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  New “Inner Peace OG” Cannabis Strain Promises Freedom from Existential Dread, Only Slightly More Effective than Screaming into a Pillow

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  Local Man Switches From Booze to Cannabis, Outraged to Wake Up Without Hangover

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  Harvard’s New ‘BOGOonomics’ Course Dissects Cannabis Industry’s Price-Driven Pitfalls

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  Friends Hold Emergency Intervention as Guy Still Won’t Stop Saying ‘Marijuana’ and Wearing Tie-Dye in Fancy Dispensaries

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  Social Media Bans 82,912 Words and Emojis Associated with Cannabis: Everyday Language Now Unusable

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  Gen Z Demands ‘Vibe Curators’ for Dispensaries

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  Millennials Are Seeking Dispensary Help for Oregon Trail-Induced Anxiety Flashbacks

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  Fisher-Price Unveils ‘Dispensary CEO Workstation’ Playset for Aspiring Entrepreneurs